lyrics: Eric | music: Ryan
Story
When pressed to write new songs, Eric started to freestyle over a guitar riff Ryan wrote, and this song came out of nowhere. It is quite possibly the funniest, or worst, song ever written. This song has the strangest words, and I've finally brought myself to posting them all for you loyal fans. No, those are not typos. Those are the real lyrics, bad grammer and all.
Lyrics
Do you like my big fat boobies?
Do you like to go to movies?
Do you like my Misfit CDs?
Do you like to climb up big trees?
Go downtown tomorrow night
and pick us up a redneck fight,
slice us up some crazy drunks
and then we'll be real true (big fat) punks!
Once we become real true punks
then we'll become a couple skunks,
shove 'em up your grandma's ass,
then we'll become real true bass!
Once we become real true skunk-bass
we'll throw bricks off the overpass
and swim around in ponds.
Swim around in ponds.