[Dagger of Kamui]-[Slayers]- [Sailor Moon]-[3x3 Eyes]-[Project A-Ko]- [Dominion Tank Police]-[Marmalade Boy]-[ Martian Successor Naidesco

Whenever someone realated to Jiro dies, take a drink.

Whenever you see someone who couldn't posibly know Japanese, speeking it fluently (ie. cowboys, Indians... er... Native Americans, Mark Twain, and so on.) take a drink.

Whenever someone dies and cries, "Jiiiiiiroooo!" take a drink (this is addition to the one for relitives.)

Whenever someone bleeds fireworks, take 2 drinks.

Every time you have to pause the tape to go to the bathroom, take a drink. (it IS well over 2 hours long)

Whenever anyone eats, take a drink.

Whenever Gourry dosen't get it, take a drink ( Two drinks if he then makes a wise crack about Lina's bust. Three if she then whacks him one)

Whenever Zelgadis crosses his arms, take a drink. In short, take a drink whenever you see Zel.

Whenever all the guys have to get in drag, take a drink. Two if they enjoy it

Whenever Amelia gives her little Miss Justice Speech take a drink (if she falls on her face from a high place afterwards take 2)

Take a drink everytime Zelos shakes his finger

Take a drink and run out of the room everytime Naga laughs (You'll get lots of exercise too! Just watch out for walls when you're running away OK?)

Every time Lina asks Gourry for the sword of Light take two drinks

Whenever you think, "This is just like Dungeons and Dragons," take a drink.

Whenever somebody calls Lina "weird", take a drink, two if she hits them, and three if she casts a spell

Anytime ANYONE makes a crack about Lina's bust, take 1/4 of a drink (wouldn't want to get drunk would we?)

Anytime you see ten Nagas, drink two six packs and pass out on the floor

Whenever Amelia (dub name) starts jumping around, take one drink per successful jump.

Whenever Lina starts going treasure-crazy, two drinks.

If the heroes ever lose a battle or give up halfway through a meal, chug.

Whenever Lina says a long-winded speech to use a spell where she usually just yells out the spellname, or vice versa, three drinks. Five if it's the Dragon Slave.

Whenever Xelloss says "That is a secret" ("Sore wa himitsu desu"), one drink.

Whenever Lina hits anyone other than Gourry, two drinks.

Whenever Lina uses the Dragon Slave, two drinks.

Whenever Lina uses an overkill spell to destroy some minor enemies, one drink.

Whenever anyone uses a spell named after a Mazoku, two drinks.

Whenever Xelloss kisses Lina, four drinks and whistle (or boo, or retch, depending) your appreciation.

Whenever Lina and Gourry are looking all romantic at each other, three drinks.

Whenever Gourry summons the Sword of Light, two drinks.

Whenever someone mentions Shaburanigo or Ceipheed, two drinks.

Whenever Shilfiell hints that she likes Gourry, three drinks.

Whenever Lina and Gourry kiss, lie down and take a long, loooong nap. Trust me, you *need* one.

Whenever Lina-tachi have a scuffle with a Mazoku (Xelloss included), three drinks. Seven if it's Shaburanigdo. Ten if they're fighting a Mazoku lord (Shabby counts) and manage to kill it.

Whenever Lina uses the Giga Slave, chug.

Whenever the Giga Slave is discussed, drink entire beverage. Or just take one drink everytime someone says 'Giga Slave'.

Whenever people are afraid of Lina, take a drink. If it's because of her reputation, take two drinks. If it goes something like "Lina Inverse?! The walking force of destruction, the natural enemy of all who live, the bandit-killer..?!" chug for the length and pass out (Whoo! ^_~)

Everytime Zelgadis is self-concious of himself, take 1/8 of a drink, if he follows it with "Damn you, Rezo.." take 1/4 of a drink (Don't wanna go past the legal limit now, do we? :)

Whenever Syphiel ends/begins a sentence with "Gourry dear...." (or, "Gourry-sama..") take a drink

General

Whenever a Sailor Senshi/Scout transforms, take a drink.

Whenever you see the "Monster of the Day", take a drink, (two drinks if it's male).

Whenever Tuxedo Mask/Kamen throws a rose, take a drink.

Whenever someone who knows Serena/Usagi doesn't recgonize she's Sailor Moon, despite the obvious hair doo, take 3 drinks.

How about whenever Usagi-chan panics/freaks and her odango pop off her head? I say 2 drinks..

Whenever someone says "Sailor (moon, mercury, mars, ect)" take a drink.

Any time Usagi says Mamo-chan, take a drink.

Whenver you go crazy trying to figure out what sex the Sailor Starlights are, drink a keg to clear your head.

Whenever a guy with two earrings attacks the scouts/senshi take a drink.

In SuperS take a drink whenever Pegasus appears!

Whenever the Scouts/Senshi face a powerful enemy, so powerful that they have to combine their powers to beat the enemy, drink a whole bottle!

Michiru says "ara", two drinks.

Michiru flirts with Haruka or vice versa, one drink.

Haruka flirts with someone other than Michiru, two drinks.

Minako misquotes something, one drink. Two if Artemis corrects her.

Usagi and Chibiusa get into an argument, one drink. Two if it's over something laughably unimportant. Wait, forget that last part, they're ALWAYS arguing over something laughably unimportant...

Setsuna says the future may be changed, two drinks.

Setsuna gets angry, four cans.

Hotaru flips out/displays an unusual talent (such as healing someone)/speaks as if she's possessed, two drinks.

Haruka, Michiru and/or Setsuna make a comment about the Messiah, one drink.

Haruka and/or Michiru talk about their duty as Sailor Senshi, one drink.

Someone calls Chibiusa "Small Lady", one drink. Two if it's not Pluto, Diana, or her parents.

Someone calls Chibiusa the "Rabbit", one drink. Entire beverage if that someone isn't from the Black Moon.

Everytime you wonder why the enemy can't attack Chibimoon and Moon while they're in that ridiculously long process of a) summoning Pegasus with Twinkle Yell, and b) calling upon his power with Moon Gorgeous Meditation, one drink.

Everytime Tiger's-Eye makes perverse noises while looking at someone's Dream Mirror, one drink.

Everytime you see definite proof Fish-Eye is a MAN (and he is!!), five drinks.

Everytime an Anima-Mate tells Galaxia they're sure they've found a true starseed, two drinks. Three if Galaxia whaps 'em around.

Everytime a senshi dies/appears to die (Tuxedo Kamen included), four drinks. Six if it's bloody or Sailormoon screams/sobs really loud when they're gone.

Everytime Beryl bitches at one of the Shintennoh for failing, one drink.

Everytime Usagi and Chibiusa argue over who Mamoru's girlfriend is, one drink.

Everytime Rei and Usagi argue, one drink.

Everytime Hotaru displays an extraordinary amount of power while untransformed, three drinks. Four drinks if she's a baby when she does so.

Everytime you think the Three Lights remind you a LOT of Hanson, three drinks. Four drinks and an ice pack if you comment on this out loud and a Lights fan hits you for it.

Everytime Naru is targetted by the enemy, two drinks.

Everytime a villian becomes good, two drinks. One if it's just a youma/Farge.

Everytime a main villain dies a tear-jerkingly (?) dramatic death, three drinks.

Anytime any of the senshi show up too late to save someone, three drinks and throw something that won't break the TV at those senshi. Anyone who misses must finish their beverage. Severely beating anyone who ends up breaking the TV is completely acceptable.

When you see any one having sex, get up and check the label on the tape.

DiC Version

Everytime you see a cheap coverup of nudity, take a drink

Whenever you see people eating Japanese food, but calling it some kind of American food that it looks nothing like, take 2 drinks.

Whenever the evil "Prince Darian" doesn't recognize the name "Darian" chug tabasko.

Whenever Mevin's voice get's on your nerves, drink a pint of something over 100 proof, you'll need it.

Whenever you wonder why Molly sounds like she's from NYC but lives in Japan, take a drink.

Whenever you begin to LIKE the sound of Catsie's voice, STOP DRINKING!!! YOU'VE HAD TO MUCH!!!

Everytime you see those damn little white rabbit head thingys, take a drink

Take a drink everytime DiC did a horrible job of editing

Everytime Tuxedo Mask gives some cheezy advice, and then does nothing to help the Senshi.. take a drink

Take a drink whenever Serena says Wicked Cool!

Everytime Melvin (Umino) says "Hidey-Ho!!", down a bottle, then throw it at the screen to shut Melvin up!!

Whenever you see something in the preview, and it's not in the episode, take a drink, then go out and buy yourself some fansubs!

Original or Fansub

Anytime Haruka is mistaken for a boy, take a drink.

Anytime Rei slaps Usagi, take a drink.

Whenever ChibiChibi says "Chibi Chibi" take a drink.

Whenever ChibiChibi repeats what someone else just said, take 2 drinks.

Whenever you chukle at Sailor Star Maker's attack "Star Gentle Uterus" take a drink.

Whenever Mamoru loses his memory or gets brain washed, drink a beer.

Whenever Pai shows her 3rd eye, take a drink.

Whenever Yakumo dies (or SHOULD die), take a drink.

Whenever Ling Ling kicks some major butt, drink a beer.

Whenever you hear Yakumo yell out "Pai!!", take two drinks

Whenever you see Yakumo get impaled, take a drink, two if he coughs up blood

Every time Mrs' Ayumi doesn't notice something happening around her take a drink

Every time B-ko shows off a suit or mecha take 2 drinks

Every time C-ko whines or starts crying take a drink

Anytime someone freaks out over C-ko's food take a shot

Take 2 shots for the appearance of any character who's gender is unclear

One shot everytime A-ko is late

Every time someone mentions the bacterial cloud, take a drink

Every time the bio-ball starts choking Leonna at an inopprotune time, take a drink

Every time Leonna acts like she's going out with Bonapart (her tank), take a drink

Every time you wonder what the deal with that "Innocent" painting is, take a drink

Whenever you get confused over what the hell that fairy girl is, take a drink

Whenever a building explodes, take a drink.

Whenever one of the puma sisters finish the other one's sentence, take a drink.

Anytime the Chief's eyes bug out of his head, take a sip.

Anytime the Chief says, "BRITAAAAAIN!!" take two drinks.

Anytime the Chief finishes his paperwork and forgets to put it in a freaking file cabinet before a massive explosion flings his desk all over the place take a drink and get ready for the above to occur.

Anytime you chuckle at the line "Erectakagi: the ultimate deterrent" take a drink.

Anytime the Tank Police torture an informent, drink up.

Anytime Al and Leona act all sweet and innocent, take a drink.

Anytime you make a connection between Leona/Bonaparte and that one chick from Patlabor/Alphonse, forget about it and go back to your drinks.

Anytime the Red Commandos piss you off, take a drink.

When Bonaparte does something extremely human, like jump straight up and kick it's heels, wonder why it even needs Leona and Al.

Anytime that flag comes out of capt. Britain's tank, say "BANZAI!" and raise your cup.

Anytime you wonder how the hck those tanks get any sort of traction from those round wheels, consult your old physics teacher and get her to take a drink.

Whenever Tsutomu loses a bet, take 2 drinks.

Everytime Miki obsesses over which boy she likes more, take 3 drinks.

Whenever someone is shown at tennis practice, take a drink.

Whenever Tsutomu is there, take 2 drinks.

Everytime Arimi gives Miki a nasty look as if to say "Yuu is mine...", take 2 drinks.

Whenever you are reminded of Miki and Yuu's parent swap, chug.

Each time you think "Oooh man, is that ever stupid..." take a few drinks.

When Namura and Meiko get together for some lovin', take 4 drinks.

Everytime the ladies fight over Akito, take a drink.

Everytime the ladies fight over Akito with their cooking, take 3 drinks.

When Yurika mistakes Akito's feelings for love, take 5 drinks.

Everytime Daigouji Guy shows up, take 6 drinks.

Everytime Daigouji Guy does a special attack, take 7 drinks.

Everytime Daigouji Guy forces someone else to do a special attack, take 8 drinks.

When Yurika's father says something about her being hot, take 9 drinks.

Everytime someone goes SD and flies around the screen, take 10 drinks.

Whenever Izumi laughs at something stupid like "boiled pork", give it up and go to bed.

Movie

Every time Kamui screams "Fuuma!", take one drink.

Every time Kotori says "Kamui-chan", take one drink.

Every time Anyone discusses the concept or identity of "Kamui" without Kamui being present, take one drink.

Every time Fuuma says "I am Kamui!", take one drink.

Every time someone is decapitated, take one drink. If it's NOT in a dream, take two. If Kamui hugs the decapitated head, drink 3 times.

Every time Hinato says something to the effect "Please save this Earth" to Kamui, take one drink.

Every time Kamui's cloak billows in the wind, take one drink. If you wish you had a cloak like that, drink twice. Drink three times if you actually have a cloak like that. Chug if you frequently complain that it doesn't billow in the wind like Kamui's.

Every time you are confused, take a drink. If you say aloud "What the hell?!?!?" or something similar, take two. If you say it in Japanese, take 3.

If you ever contemplate why the Dragons of Heaven even bother putting up kekkai if they are going to do suicide attacks, drink 3 times.

If you ever wonder why there are Cherry Blossoms everywhere, drink twice.

If something happens that is different from the Manga, or some key piece of information from the Manga that would allow you to understand is omitted, drink 1/8th (unless the thought of a coma entices you).

Manga

Every time there is a flashback, drink once. Drink Twice if Kamui's or Kotori's mother are in it. Drink three times if either mother is brutalized.

Drink once every time it is mentioned that Kotori has a weak heart.

If you don't know Japanese, you are using a translation sheet from the net, drink 3 times for each instance of Kamui's name in Kanji you recognize BEFORE reading the corresponding line in the translation.

Every time the twins say something at the same time, drink once. Drink twice if it's "Hinoto-hime!!! ("Princess Hinoto").

Any time anything depressing happens, drink whatever amount is necessary to cope with the depression.

Every time a character from another CLAMP series shows up, drink twice.

Drink 10 times every time you re-read volume 11 and say to yourself "When is CLAMP going to finish the next damn volume!"

Every time Keiichi calls Kamui "Shirou-kun" take a drink.

Take two drinks if Keiichi does or says something that Kamui doesn't get.

If Keiichi actually makes an obvious pass at Kamui, get out some whiskey.

If you start thinking, "Keiichi is too damn annoying", empty present bottle of liquor and smash it against a hard surface.

Chug vodka every time seeing the current characters in those CLAMP uniforms really really pisses you off.

Every time Kamui wimps out, 1/4. Finish it off if you want to whack him.

Every time he has flashbacks, 1/2 drink.

Every time you think "Fuuma is SO much cooler", 1/16(as of X12-13 you will be thinking this a lot).

Four drinks if Kamui is wearing anything else besides his school uniform(BOTH CLAMP and his older one). Two bottles if it's not that trenchcoat thing in X9-10.

Every time Kotori gets on your nerves, 1 drink.

Every time Arashi disses Sorata, 1 drink.

Five drinks if Sorata is nice to Arashi and she doesn't act cold. Get completely drunk if she starts acting nice back.