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Japan Trip: Yes, another one! [02 Jul 25|01:47am]
Hi Scott. Cuz I guess you read this too.

Yes, Im still up. Im so bored! Come online and talk to me! Im leaving soon, though.

I taped Matthew. It was pretty funny. Koike Eiko was on as the cooking segment part, so I taped that part. That one chick with that one song was on the other part. Shes pretty cute. And of course, they had Best Hit English, and they had a cheerleading thing, Greg, so thats good for you.

Then, after that, I came back on the internet to see if anybody replied to my emails I sent just a few hours before. What a loser I am! Im a big loser. I should be unloserfied. I suck. Im in Japan. But I guess its alright, since there isnt really anything to do at 1am in the morning (its almost 2 now).

Good luck at the JEL show, Argos!

Sup, all you loyal readers that I didnt mention last time (Scott).

Im out once again.

[ mood | dirty ]
[ music | Nothing again! ]

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Japan Trip: Umm... yeah... again? Already? [02 Jul 24|10:42pm]
Whats up? I guess I get to use the internet often here. Hooray!

I just wanted to say how much I hate the Japanese squat toilet things. I just had to go poo poo and had to use one. Its dirty. Dirty South. Do they have them in Korea, too? HB? That ones for you.

Hmm... HB and Billy are the only ones who like to read this. So here is a special update for both of you even though I just emailed both of you:

HB- Sup? Umm... do they have those squat toilets in Korea, too?

BILLY- Sup? I just emailed you. Mailbox Snatchers better play a show the night I come back. Thats August 15th. Its a Thursday. You are on freakin Summer vacation, so you can get a show. Screw the State Fair.

Alright, all, just wanted to update with that, even though it wasnt anything. More reading material, right? I played pachinko again and actually won this time. Whee.

Later, all. And by all, I mean HB and Billy.

[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Nothing at all ]

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Japan Trip: I think this has to be short [02 Jul 23|07:45pm]
Hi. Im at Yukis house now. Yesterday Greg and I and Yuki and Kana went to Fujikyu Highlands, which is the cool amusement park here. It wasnt too hot or crowded, so it was a really fun day. We rode Dodonpa twice (it goes from 0-107mph in 1.8 seconds) and Greg and I rode Fujiyama five times.

After that we played pachinko which was kind of boring (especially because we didnt win) and went to karaoke which was lots of fun (especially because they made me sing Morning Musume songs and made fun of me).

How are you?

The day before yesterday Greg and I didnt do anything. The day before that was one of the worst days ever because it was really really hot and we had to move.

This morning at 8.30a Greg left, and I was half awake and just said "come to the airport". Its weird, after being together for two months non-stop we are apart.

I feel dumb because I cant understand any Japanese anymore and I dont know why.

Okay, I told you it had to be short. Comment me up, and Ill read this later. Yuki has internet at her house so Ill be able to use it a little. Later! Im going to go eat some peaches.

Oh yeah, and after the exhausting day of yesterday today I feel like sleeping all day and dying. Whee. My legs are covered with mosquito bites. kayui!

[ mood | sore ]
[ music | Nothing ]

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Japan Trip: Sup? [02 Jul 20|02:39pm]
Short but sweet this time...

When I just got back from going to the bathroom, I accidentally walked in on the wrong computer booth thing... I am in I4, but I walked into I5, and this dude was there. I ran away.

Since last update, Ive been doing much better. It was pretty dumb and that girl was drunk, so I pretty much forgot about it... or something to that effect. I just acknowledged how dumb it was and moved on. But I am still lonely and want a girlfriend now.

I am really excited to go back to Des Moines.

I move to Yukis house tonight, which will be cool. Greg is with me, so it will be wackiness all around. Yuki lives in a hotel, and she said there might be like 90 people staying there, so I might have to help work! It will be quite a change from staying home by myself and watching horrible Japanese tv for hours and hours and hours on end.

That reminds me... Rank is on tonight. "Check it out!" Ill try to tape it for you suckaz.

So, yeah, Im in a better mood but that whole thing just reminded me of how much I want a girlfriend. Blah.

Its so hot/humid here, its horrible. God. Soooo hot. Hows Des Moines?

Later, kids!

[ mood | content ]
[ music | Musak in the internet cafe ]

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Japan Trip: Something's Wrong [02 Jul 13|07:34pm]
Ehh... what can I say? This past week has been both good and bad, but more towards the bad side. However, since I am in Japan I dont think I have the right to complain, do I?

Monday night they threw me another birthday party. It was weird, but good. Lots of people were there. I think they wanted an excuse to get drunk, but I had no problem with it. That night was pretty crazy, and Masatomo fell asleep outside and I had to help carry him inside at 6am. Fun times.

That night, this one girl got really drunk (which should have been warning flag number one) and we talked. Then we did other stuff. Nothing major, but just... you know. Kissing and stuff. But she was drunk.

Anyways, to make a long story shorter, I was not drunk at the time. I kinda fell for her. The next few days, actually, make that until today (Saturday), I racked my brain over what to do about it. It also didnt help that my host dudes left me at home alone for hours and hours on end. Literally, I sat at home all day and watched TV. I felt like a useless moron.

So, there is this girl stuff, and this boredom all mixing together. My brain really hurts from thinking so much.

I think it pretty much ended today when I hung out with the girl again, and probably said not one word to her. She didnt say one word to me, either. I am pretty sure she doesnt remember what happened that night, so I will just leave it at that and find a new somebody. I think falling for somebody in Japan is dangerous in the first place... but... I dont know... its just too easy to fall for girls here. Unlike in America, they actually talk to me and stuff. Its fun, but confusing.

So, yeah, thats my problem. Well, it WAS my problem. This has been one of the worst weeks in my life, minus the being in Japan part. It may be a bit of an exaggeration, but after you sat in a house and watched seven channels of horrible Japanese TV (no, no wacky game shows are on anymore... just stupid boring shows... 95% of it is horrible) for twelve hours at a time with almost no human contact all day... yeah... I think I am overreacting right now, but it feels really good to finally get out of the house, which I did today.

So what do all you guys think? I think I did what I always do-- build things up in my mind too much. I was thinking about all this stuff for days and days, torturing myself, and she doesnt even remember anything. Ah, the irony.

So, theres my week. Its fun going to school and meeting lots of new people, but that was mostly last last week. This past week has just been basically sleeping and walking to 7-11 (where I have eaten probably 90% of my meals). Sucks. But, I feel like I dont have any room to complain, since I am in Japan.

Note to self: Japanese girls are girls too.

[ mood | bitchy ]
[ music | Musak in the internet cafe ]

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Japan Trip: Fun Stuff and ... thats it. [02 Jul 06|11:26pm]
Hi. Im 20.

What has been up since last time? Not much. I moved in with Masatomo, who is this guy that Yuki knows. Hes pretty cool. Its actually really really fun because he is the first guy that Ive stayed with. He has lots of friends. I dont know, its just really fun. I meet new people every day and they dont hate me. Whenever I go to his college, at least one person is like, "oh, Ryan!" and waves. Its a good feeling.

One of Masatomos friends is Sen-chan (yeah, hes a guy). He is the Japanese Eric. Eric Brandt, that is. I am not kidding. Other than physically, he is exactly like Eric, maybe minus the LotR stuff. We were hanging out, and he started talking about Transformers to me for no reason. He likes punk rock, and has about as many CDs as I do, which is strange for a Japanese kid since CDs are at least $20 over here, sometimes even around $30. He has the Beastie Boys anthology too, plus a ton of punk rock. He plays bass (like Eric used to) and is a big nerd. I showed him my Toyfares and he loved them. I dont know what else to say. Hes cool.

Tomorrow I go to a movie with Kana, which will be cool I think. Tonight I am at Takeshi and Tsuzumis house again with Yuki, who had to water the plants. Its unbearably humid here. Sucks. Since staying with Masatomo, I have had a really messed up sleeping schedule. The first night I was there, I stayed up until 4a. The next night 8a and the next night 7a. Last night I stayed up all night. Masatomo is funny because he skips a lot of his classes. We stay up all night and sleep until 2 or 3p. But its fun.

Hmm... what else what else... I have been speaking more Japanese with Masatomo and Sen-chan, so thats cool. I think I am going to go take a shower now. Later!

PS Thanks for everyone (Billy and HB) who left me birthday thingys. I went to karaoke for my birthday and sang Glycerine by Bush and In the End by Linkin Park with Greg. He did the rap and I did the singing.

[ mood | tired ]
[ music | None ]

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Japan Trip: Day It's-Been-A-While... [02 Jul 02|12:00am]
Sup? I guess quite a bit has happened since last time I updated. I havent been completely lazy, though. I have tried to update two times, but both times deadjournal was not working... so whatever. I guess this will be a pretty short update since even though I just said quite a bit has happened, not much has really happened at all.

Lets see, we are back at Takeshi and Tsuzumis house, because the places that we are going to tomorrow are really far away from where we were staying in the first place, so this is kind of an inbetween time right now. Its fun because there is nobody here but me, Greg and Yuki. An awesome house to nobody but us. Whee.

Tomorrow I meet Masatomo, who I will be staying with for the next week or so. Some fun facts about him are that he doesnt speak English at all and that Yuki says that sometimes she cant understand his Japanese. He is tall and skinny and has a goatee and likes Linkin Park, drinking, smoking, and having fun. I think it might be the coolest time so far. Or else I wont be able to communicate at all and not eat.

So, you may have noticed the lack of talking about Greg in the last paragraph there. Thats because Greg is going to stay with somebody else (Tomoko). Wow! So, for the first time in over thirty days we are going to be seperated. It seems weird that we have hung out together every day for thirty days, but its true and I am not tired of him or pissed off at him or anything. It will be sad not to have anybody to talk to and make funny Ryan-type jokes with, but I have to like... speak Japanese and stuff sometime, right? I have hardly spoken any Japanese still.

Oh yeah, here is an HB update, since she is the only one who likes leaving comments:

I called you and told you I bought that No Brain CD, right? They are pretty awesome. They sing in English. I dont know if the other stuff I heard by them is English or not, but this is really good. It is only like five or six songs but it was only 1000 yen so I thought Id get it. Its awesome! Whee! Oh yeah, this guy named Tsuyoshi from SMAP (do you know them?) has this kinda gay single out now where he sings in Korean. I guess he studied Korean so he can speak it. The chorus is 'ah... ah... sa rang hae yo' and its really funny. I thought of buying it for you, but decided not to waste the money. I will buy that No Brain CD if you want, but you probably already have it or something.

OK. If other people start leaving comments, maybe I will send you special messages too.

So, I dunno, since last time I have just been hanging around, eating, chillin, stuff like that.

Oh yeah, that 'date' I had last time wasnt really a date, since she brought a friend. But, I talked to her (err... emailed her on a cell phone) tonight and I guess we are going to see MIB2 this Saturday! So, maybe this is a real date.

And if any of you forgot, my birthday is on Friday. Happy 20th birthday to me! In Japan, you can buy alcohol when you turn 20. >=P

Alright, this update is enough. Hope you like it.

[ mood | content ]
[ music | Kemuri - 77 days album ]

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Japan Trip: Alcatraz [02 Jun 22|02:35pm]
Ok, so here is a story of one of the weirdest/coolest nights of my life. Ready?

We went to this restraunt called Alcatraz. First off, you have to go down these creepy stairs and touch this golden snake thing to get in the door. Then, when we got in, this chick handcuffed Greg and I together. We had to walk to our table, which was in a cell. It was pretty cramped and there was even an upstairs part too with cells and people in them. It had iron bars and everything.

So, I guess all the food had wacky names, but I cant read Japanese, so I didnt know. But the salad they got was called Enjo Kosai Chuugakkou Version, if you want to ask your local Japanese friend what that means.

Oh yeah, Greg and I were unhandcuffed when we were seated.

We ordered a lot of food. One of the things was Russian Roulette. It was six small pieces of cake. In the middle of the plate, someone wrote "Hottest in the World" in chocolate. One of the pieces was really really spicy and the guy told us if we got it, not to eat it, but spit it out. I went first, and ate my piece. It was good. Then it turned really spicy. Lucky me! It was the hottest thing I have ever had in my whole life. It made me cry. The guy brought a little bit on a toothpick for the other people to try, and they just touched it to their tongue and said it hurt. I swallowed some and the pain was awful. My mouthy hurted.

The guy brought me free ice cream, though, so I was happy. The burning lasted for half an hour.

Then, if that wasnt enough, the Alcatraz special original event started. If you want to go there someday and dont want spoilers, dont read the paragraph below.

Basically this guy in a hockey mask came around and messed with people. It was funny, until he dragged me out of my cell and carried me around the restraunt. Yeah, he picked me up and literally carried me. Then, a lady shot him with a gun and I won the game, whatever it was. They gave me a free lighter which was pretty cool.

So then, I am automatically entered into this beer drinking contest. I am not feeling great because of the really spicy sauce and the guy carrying me around. We have to drink beer through a straw, and whoever gets done first gets a coupon for \5,000 I think. Thats a lot of money. So, one thing about the beers is that two of them are spicy beer, if that makes any sense. So, you may have guessed that I get the spicy beer. I get beaten down in the contest by a old man, who obviously was well skilled in drinking beer. I cant believe he drank a glass of beer through a straw in like, five seconds. But mine was spicy, so I wanted to cry again.

So yeah... that was my wacky restraunt experience.

It was fun. Thats your update for today! Have fun. Oh yeah last night I went on kind of a date with a girl... kinda... it wasnt really a date, but it was fun. *shrug* Take that however you want.

[ mood | nostalgic ]
[ music | Star Wars Gangsta Rap Part 2 ]

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My Twin [02 Jun 15|09:49pm]
On the train from Ikebukuro to Kiyose, I saw my twin. She was cute. She had the exact same hair color as me, but hers was a little longer. She also was alone, but had two umbrellas. I was also carrying two umbrellas.

She was my twin. I wanted to talk to her but didnt. Perhaps it was for the best, for she'll always be a memory, or something. My twin. That was weird.

[ mood | full ]
[ music | TV ]

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Japan Trip: Day Dammit-I-Did-It-Again [02 Jun 15|03:56am]
I just had a whole big nice fat entry for everybody and I accidentally clicked on some stupid link and it got erased. Im lazy, so Im just going to write a little.

We are in Shibuya again for the third Saturday in a row. We ate at the same spaghetti restraunt for the third Saturday in a row, too. Unfortunately, this week we did not get waited on by the high voice girl. I almost cried. But we found out her name.

This guy across the table from me is sleeping. That must be the most expensive nap ever. \380 an hour. At least hes not playing CS.

The cafe is pretty busy today. Usually nobody is here.

This is actually the first time weve stayed in Shibuya for an extended period of time. The other two times we visited, we just came to the cafe and then left, to go to another place like Harajuku.

That guy is sleeping again.

Umm... thats all I want to write now. Stupid journal-erasing. Later!

[ mood | angry ]
[ music | Star Wars Gangsta Rap (Part 2) ]

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Japan Trip: Who Will Win? [02 Jun 13|01:54am]
Today the question that has plagued mankind for ages was answered. I was watching TV and they had a computer-animated race between a drum, a flamingo, and an ice cream cone. Yes. They werent running, though, they were driving go-karts. It was so awesome.

The flamingo won, with the ice cream riding with him. The drum was a bad guy. He kept hitting his head with his one drumstick hand, and his other hand was a hi-hat. He hit the ice cream cone and she spun out of control, and flew into some quicksand. Then, the flamingo drove down to save her, and they both won. Take that, drum!

Oh yeah, it was in English too.

Tonight I watched Shaolin Soccer. It cost \1200. It was so worth it! Even though neither Greg or I could understand it (it was in Chinese, with Japanese subtitles), it wasnt a romance movie or political drama, so it was pretty easy to figure out. It was funny. Too bad for all the Americans who have to see it cut by 20 minutes and with a rap soundtrack. Take that!

Tomorrow I have no idea what we are going to do.

Oh yeah, tonight we also made smores and root beer floats for Yuki and her relatives (from now on will be referred to Tsuzumi and Takeshi). I think they thought the smores were too sweet and the root beer floats sucked. Nobody likes root beer! Actually, they dont have it here, so we had to go to this special import store place that sold root beer. Whee. We were also going to make grilled cheese sandwiches, but never got around to it, so I just ate a piece of cheese.

So, its like 2a, Greg just went to bed and Yuki is sleepy here. Im not really that tired, but I will probably go to bed soon just because there is nothing to do at 2a.

I didnt get any emails today. sob. I guess its better to not have access to the internet and just to be able to check it every week or so, since that way it looks like I am popular and have friends. Yay.

Umm, whats up in Iowa? I cant keep up on any news or anything.

We didnt really do anything today, until about 8p. It was pretty boring, but I took a nap. I wrote a new EatF song too. Its funny.

I think im going to go read livejournals now. You guys better have updated yours.

Later!

[ mood | full ]
[ music | some TV show ]

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sup now? [02 Jun 12|01:15pm]
Its only been like a few days since my last update, but since the first update got erased, I thought I would update again.

Umm yeah so now we are living with Yukis relatives... her cousin and his wife, I think. They are nice people. We are in Ikebukuro now, at an internet cafe. They have the internet at their house, so I can get on sometimes, but I wouldnt want to sit there for an hour and be on the computer like a nerd, so I think internet cafes are still the way to go. Plus, this one has free frostee things. Im going to go get a refill on mine.

Im on AIM right now. Why isnt anybody else?

So, Im not sure exactly what we are going to do most of the time while we are staying here. Then after here we get to maybe split up for a while... err... for the rest of the trip. I think living apart is a good idea, since we have lived together the whole time so far.

Umm... nothing more to write. Im blank now. I want to find that DJ game and play it.

This entry sucks.

[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | Star Wars Gangsta Rap ]

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SHIT!!! [02 Jun 08|01:21pm]
I typed an entry, and it disappeared. Man, so Ill just tell a funny story that happened right now.

So Im still sitting in this internet cafe in Shibuya called New New, and this guy comes and sits down next to me. Hes an asian guy, but he spoke English. So I spy on him.

Guy: Aww yeah, here we go.
Me: *looks over*
Guy: *starts playing Counter Strike*

Haha, that made my day.

And the hot girl at the spaghetti restraunt. "Hai, dozo" in a really high voice. Whee!

[ mood | giggly ]
[ music | Nothing! ]

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Japan Trip: Day I-Already-Lost-Count [02 Jun 01|11:41am]
Whee. Well, this is going to be a little long and boring, so skip to the bottom for the fun parts.

The plane ride was fun, it went by really fast. It didnt seem like 12 hours or however long it was. Greg and I did stuff. I slept a little, but Greg didnt. We got to the airport, and Yuki was there waiting for us! We thought she would be there later, but she said she skipped her class, so that was plenty nice.

After that part, Greg and I drug (dragged?) our suitcases halfway across Tokyo and up/down countless stairs. It was hard. We finally got to our destination. I dropped my suitcase off at Ayas house, and went to Sumiyos house, which was where Greg was staying. It turns out that I was staying there too, so I didnt have my contact stuff or toothbrush or anything. It kinda sucked, but Greg and I figured out the contact situation and I just chewed some gum to brush my teeth in the morning. Yeah, but what else could I do?! I aint no nasty bitch, though. But sometimes you gotta be nasty because of circumstances, yanno?

So, the next day everyone had to go to school. I woke up at like 8a and I woke Greg up too. Nobody was there, so we took showers and Greg left to go to the store to get breakfast. We figured that we shouldnt leave the apartment unlocked with nobody there, and Greg said he remembered where it was. So thats that.

We ate and watched tv and it was fun, then everybody came home and we went to karaoke. Highlights include Greg and I singing BSB and NSYNC and Eminem (Stan, can you believe they had that?) and Limp Bizkit and of course Morning Musume, but by that time Greg had a sore throat. Today Greg doesnt have much of a voice. That sucks.

So, that brings us to today, I guess. I stayed at Sumiyos house AGAIN which means that I didnt have my contact stuff or toothbrush AGAIN, but its all good this time because I got to go back to Ayas house where I brushed my teeth for half an hour and took a nice long shower and also finally got to change my underwear. Whee!

I guess the first few days are always the most eventful. Lots of wacky stuff has happened. I saw a commercial with Kevin Costner.

Oh yeah, tonight Yuki and Sumiyo have to go to work, and Aya is going to go do something else, so Greg and I get to be in Tokyo alone ! Yay!

I have done pretty well on saving money. I have almost bought a lot of magazines and stuff, but I didnt. Damn them Morning Musume magazines.

We have also seen a lot of hooligans. Actually, any foreigner is automatically a hooligan to us. Those damn hooligans! Go back to Europe!

Is that it? Geez, this thing took me like 10 minutes to type. All you better be happy about that!

Email me to stay in touch. Thats about all I have to say. Its only been two days, but it feels kinda like four or five. I cant explain it, but hopefully it will be like that the whole time.

Oh yeah, I havent spoken Japanese much because ... well, I dont know why. I guess Im embarassed or afraid to use it, but hopefully this will pass.

Alright, thats it. Im out. Later!

[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Star Wars Gangsta Rap ]

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Japan Trip: Day 1 [02 May 29|07:53am]
Well, I'm not in Japan yet. I woke up at 6a to say goodbye to my Grandma (who is also leaving today) and mom, and couldn't fall back asleep.

I did, however, get a lot of stuff done so far and I still have two more hours until I even get to the airport.

And, no, I won't be going to Japan with orange hair.



Whee! Yeah I colored it. I think I took it out too early, though. It was really dark purple and it was starting to scare me. So, I took it out and now it's light red/orangeish. Fun stuff.

[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Mike Park - Hamumatsu Girl ]

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utada rocks! [02 May 07|01:07pm]




Take the Which Utada Hikaru Song Are you? Quiz!


Final Distance is cool... but I liked regular Distance more. I wish I was 'traveling' =\

[ mood | good ]
[ music | DJ Shadow - Organ Donor ]

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funny [02 Apr 30|01:56am]
I thought this would be funny. It's just a part of a survey.

word associations
bubble: gum
rhythm: drum
leather: biker
drum: drum
tiger: beat
drug: user
lace: underwear
secret: desire
motorcycle: club
hit: button
gold: metal
strawberry: gum
fear: planet
sex: grade
trip: bone
velvet: blue
water: blue
love: sucks

That was fun! I just scrolled down and typed whatever the first word that popped into my mind was.

Let me explain some of them that might need explaining:

Tiger Beat - was this a real teeny-bopper magazine? I just thought of it.
Motorcycle Club - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club? Maybe. Although I've never heard them.
Hit Button - I thought of a videogame controller button being pressed. I don't know.
Fear Planet - Fear of a Black Planet. Yes.

Don't even ask me about the last five there. I have no clue why I said that.

[ mood | confused ]
[ music | The (International) Noise Conspiracy on Craig Kilborn ]

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another survey? [02 Apr 28|06:56pm]
You have to answer using song lyrics by one band. I used The Impossibles. I'm emo =(

1.Are you male or female?

he washes his hair with a bar of soap
but it doesn't get it clean


2.Describe yourself.

in elementary I was the lowest class
a bitter little kid good in science and math
I never had a problem making the other kids laugh
when they'd steal my lunch or kick me in the ass

3.How do they feel about you?

he's cuter than the artist formerly known as prince (?)

she says I'm changing everyday
she wants to know how, why, and who with

4.How do you feel about yourself?

right this minute I'm accepting my weaknesses
continued struggle
goes on forever
the pointlessness of feeling useless

crying over the milk that has yet to spill

5.Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend.

I've got a crush and it's crushing me to death

tearing my heart apart, yours ticks without a tear

6.What would you rather be doing?

Some summer sunday
drift inbetween sleep and waking

7.Describe where you live

So I slammed my door and I locked myself in...

(this one was hard... I might change it)

8.Describe how you love.

the good news is that I dream about it almost every night
the bad news is that when I wake up you're not there

9.Share a few words of wisdom.

Everyday above ground is a good good day

fuck the format


[ mood | full ]
[ music | Simpsons on TV ]

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a gripload of survey action. [02 Apr 25|03:07pm]
So, everybody loves those darn surveys, huh? Well, here is a grip of surveys for you. Yeah, I saved them all up so I could just have one massive survey fest. Hooray. Now, somebody shoot me.

Quiz Thing #1

1) Full Name: Ryan Daniel Ingram
4) Does your name mean anything? What happened to #2 and 3? 2 is my favorite number. Where'd it go?
5) Nick Name(s): 'Guy', 'that guy', I've been called a girl, too. Stupid old people.
6) Screen Name(s): Milphy Yu
8) Place of Birth: Daejeon city (is that spelled right?), Korea
9) Nationality: Korean... or American.
12) Religion: My own religion
13) Height: 5'5'
14) Weight: too much. not 200, but not 100 either.
16) Hair color: nasty gold color. it's supposed to be blonde.
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? Straight, I guess. What's 'other'?

Who Is Your...
22) Best friend(s): I dunno. I don't want to make a list and leave somebody out.
24) Best friends {your sex}: I don't know. See above.
25) Best friends of the Opposite Sex: online or real-life? See above.
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: ...
28) Crush(s): Moe from Softball, Rika Ishikawa, that one girl
30) Worst Enemy: I dunno. Stupid close-minded dumb people.
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Uhh...
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): All of them.
33) Funniest friend: *sigh* this is too hard. I'll say Eric, since he broke his arm.
34) Craziest friend: Eric, since he broke his arm.
35) Advice Friend: Mimi, people who aren't close to the situation, etc., everybody!
36) Loudest Friend: Eric, Masaki
37) Person you cry with: with? nobody.

Do You Have...
41) A Disease: I can't keep attention really bad. Like, at QT, if I'm making change and somebody talks to me, I'll forget how much the person gave me and where I was in making change. Is this a disease? whatever. it is now.
42) A Pager: No.
44) A Cell phone: Yes! Well, kind of.

Describe Your...
48) Personality: quiet, dumb, embarassed, hungry, fat

Do You...
56) Believe in yourself: yes! hooray!
57) Do you believe in love at first sight? I don't think so.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yeah, if nothing else is interrupting me.
63) Believe in reincarnation: Maybe. What happened to #59-62? This test sucks.
64) Like to make fun of people: of course
65) Like to talk on the phone: with nice phone-friendly people
67) Like to drive: yep, I actually like it a lot.
68) Get motion sickness: No.
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Are you not supposed to?
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: No. Forks suck.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Yeah, my bear. and a lot of others.
74) Right next to you: nothing. I'm at work.
75) On the walls of your room: Posters, lots of weird random stuff.
76) On your mouse pad: I don't use one, but I have a badtz maru one.
78) Your dream date: going out and doing something fun. I don't think about stuff like this.
80) Your dream husband/wife: I don't know yet. A nice cool girl who laughs at what I laugh at and is nice and cool.
82) Under your bed: Lots of junk.
83) The single most important question: 'What now?' or 'Stick it in there' but that's not a question.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Uhh... I like most anything. Weird? I don't know. What happened to #84-89 is a better question than this one.
92) The hardest thing about growing up: growing up. that's why I don't want to.
93) Your funniest experience: Mine? I can't remember this.
94) Your scariest moment: telling my parents I didn't want to go to Kettering
95) The silliest thing you've said: I've said a lot of stupid stuff. How about recommending the band name Des Moines Community Ska-llege to billy. That was just retarded.
98) The worst feeling in the world: When I find out yet another girl hates me. When I find out that you skipped yet another 3 questions!
99) The best feeling in the world: Finishing this stupid test.

Quiz Thing #2

1. What's your FULL Name? Ryan Daniel Ingram
2. Where do you live? Des Moines, IA
3. How many candles were on your last cake? Cake? I'm 19. Ass.
4. What day do you blow out the candles? Whatever day the 5th of July falls on.
5. What's your Parental Guidence names? What the fuck? I assume it mean's 'Parental Guardians' or something. I'm not answering because it fucked up.
6. Have any siblings? Possibly.
7. How old are they? I don't know.
8. Do you get along with your parents? Not really. My mom pisses me off a lot and my dad just plays Ultima Online.
9. Do you get along with your siblings? Don't you listen?
10. Do you have any pets? Cocker Spaniel who is old and been hospitalized a few times in the past month.
11. What grade are you in? about to finish my 2nd year of college.
12. What school do you attend? DMACC - College of Champions.
14. Do you own a car? My parents own one for me
15. If, yes what kind? '94 Taurus. My 4th car.
16. Do you have a job? Two.
17. If yes, Where do you work? QT and Intermat (where I am right now)
18. Do you attend school dances? I tried. I went to one where my date took pictures with me and left me the whole night. I tried to go to prom but about 5 girls didn't want to go.
19. Are you into sports? I swam during high school. Swimming is good.
20. Are you in any clubs or groups? No.
21. What's your favorite class? It *was* Japanese class. Now i hate them all.
22. Favorite Brand of clothing? Cheap.
23. Ever been to Mall of America? Yes.
24. Are you a shoe freak? No.
25. Do you buy clothes to fit in with the crowd? No.
26. If you could, what store would you max your credit card out in? Best Buy... CDs, videogames, DVDs, electronics... man... that would rock.
27. Do you perfer pants, shorts, long skirts or mini skirts? I think I'm taking a girl test.
28. What color do you wear most often? Blue.
29. Do you always match? Uhh... I dunno.
30. Who is your best friend? I don't know.
31. How long have you known them? 22 years.
32. Name one reason you like them as a friend? They give me sex.
33. Where did you meet your best friend? At school.
34. Do you have a boyfriend or Girlfriend? nope ;_;
35. If yes, what is their name? Big Rick.
36. What do you love about your b/f, g.f or crush? My crush? They are cute and rock it out.
37. How long have you been with your b/f or g/f? This test is inconsistent. About 22 years, since I first met them.
38. Color? Blue
39. TV Show? Simpsons, any old WB cartoons, most of the shows on Cartoon Network and Comedy Central, etc etc.
40. Movie? I don't know. A lot of them. Wong Kar-Wai stuff. Lots.
41. Actress? Maggie Cheung.
42. Actor? Tony Leung. David Cross. Bruce Campbell.
43. Song? A lot.
44. Type of music? All. Emphasis on the punk rock, japanese, and everything else.
45. Artist? ehh.. Less Than Jake, Pizzicato Five, Murder City Devils, etc etc. those are just two.
46. Food? Chinese, Mexican, Japanese, American, EVERYTHING.
47. Web site? my favorite website? mine.
48. Store? Borders
49. Animal? Penguins. They would make such an awesome pet.
50. Fruit? Bananas or oranges
51. Veggie? Umm. Onions.
52. Fast food place? La Hacienda. This doesn't count, but it is fast.
53. Resturant? Ohana gives you so much food, its insane. But you pay for it too =(

Underwear Survey

1. When Did You Start Wearing Bras? Umm... I don't think I'm taking the right test.
2. Do You Carefully Select Panties Or Are You Happy With Simple Pairs? I like plain ones.
3. Does Your Lingerie Have To Match? I dont have any.
4. How Many People Have Seen You In Your Undies? More than I can think of, probably.
5. What Is Your Fave Color Of Undies? See-thru.
6. Have You Ever Worn A Thong Or G-String? Of course, every day.
7. Do You Normally Wear Pantyhose? Sometimes.
8. Do You Own Slippers? Yes.
9. Do You Wear A Robe Out Of The Shower? Yes
10. Have You Ever Had Your Undies Removed By Someone? No ;_;
11. Have You Ever Had Your Undies Removed Forcefully? maybe.
12. Have You Ever Worn A Garter Belt? Only every time I wear pantyhose!
13. Have You Ever Worn A Thigh Belt? Uhh... yes?
14. What Does Your Fave Pair Of Undies Look Like? See-thru, edible, crotchless.
15. What Does Your Fave Bra Look Like? Frilly with lace and it's also crotchless.
16. Has Anyone Ever Signed Your Bra? Only every guy that takes it off of me.
17. Do You Feel Comfortable Sharing Your Bra Size? Nope.
18. Is Your Butt Big? In my dreams!
19. Do You Own Edible Panties? Hehe...
20. Has anyone ever bought you lingerie? Nah.
21. What would you think if a boyfriend/significant other bought you underwear? Aww... that would be so cute!
22. Do you get embarrassed when shopping for underwear? No way!
23. Do you show your underwear often? I don't get it? I try to!
24. Do guys snap your bra straps? If they do, I'll beat them up!
25. Have you ever thought about underwear this much before? Only on Thursdays

New Survey

1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?
Their face.

2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?
Maybe. If I decided to vote that year.

3. Would you marry for money?
Probably not.

4. Have you had braces?
Yeah, for almost exactly 2 years to the day.

5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Yes.

6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself?
Not on purpose, but my hands get cut up a lot.

7. When was the last time you had a hickey?
Whenever I gave myself one and my parents yelled at me about it.

8. Could you live without a computer?
Probably.

9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...?
AOL Buddy list, huh? What the fuck is that? I use AIM.

10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?
45+7+4+7+16+13, 31 that I don't really talk to, and 50 random names. 172 names altogether.

11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?
I don't know. I like now.

12. Do you drink enough water?
I think I drink too much. I can go through a whole pitcher by myself at La Hacienda or Perkins.

13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?
Take them off. It's just polite.

14. What is your favorite fruit?
Strawberries.

15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?
White, I guess. I don't care.

16. What is your favorite place to visit?
Japan.

17. What is the last movie you saw?
Full movie? Panic Room.

18. Do you kiss on the first date?
Date?

19. Are you photogenic?
Not at all.

20. Do you dream in color or black and white?
In color.

21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?
No.

22. Is it chipped or fresh?
What?

23. Do you have any dimples?
I guess.

24. Do you remember being born?
No. That's weird. Do any people remember?

25. Why do you take surveys?
Boredom. I actually think they are really stupid. But boredom conquers all.

26. Do you drink alcohol?
Sometimes.

27. Did you like or do you like high school?
Sure.

28. What is the most beautiful langauge?
English.

29. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake?
This question is confusing. Yes, I theoretically probably would like it, but have never experienced it.

30. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?
Sunsets. Sunrises just don't compare.

31. Do you want to live to be 100?
Of course. Living is cool.

32. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?
I don't care. Whatever they think is beautiful. I don't even like body hair on me, and I'm a dude!

33. Do you like salty food or sugary food?
Sugary.

34. Is a flat stomach important to you?
On me or somebody else? On me, sure, on somebody else, I don't care.

35. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?
No.

36. Are you loyal?
Umm... I guess?

37. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?
Yeah, for the most part.

38. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
Off. It's just better.

39. Do you believe in magic?
This question is dumb.

40. Do you have nightmares frequently?
Almost never.

41. Do you like your nose?
It's small. I don't mind it.

42. Do you like abstract art?
Some of it. Not most of it.

43. Do you think you can draw well?
Sure.

44. Do you listen to music daily?
Of course.

45. Do you like to watch cartoons?
YES! All sorts. I'm a big old-skool WB fan.

46. At what age did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
I don't remember.

47. How many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet?
Closet? A lot. That's where I keep my old shoes that don't fit, but that I don't want to throw away.

48. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?
I switch between two pairs of Vans.

49. Do you write poetry?
Kinda.

50. Do you snore?
I don't know. I've been told I do and that I don't.

51. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?
Back. It's a habit from when I was little and scared of monsters.

52. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
Umm, I don't care. A sharpei.

53. Do you lick stamps?
I guess so.

54. Do you use an electric can opener?
Yeah.

55. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?
No.

56. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Emotional. Eventually physical heals, but emotional may never.

57. Do you think balding men should shave their heads?
Whatever floats their boat.

58. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?
I did.

59. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?
Piano.

60. Are you a sex addict?
No, considering I never have had sex and probably never will.

61. Do you know someone who has cancer?
No.

63. Do you hunt?
For what?

64. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?
Fast food.

65. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Zoo. I like penguins.

66. Do you have a middle name? What is it?
Daniel

67. Are you basically a happy person?
Not really. I try.

68. Are you tired?
Yes, always.

69. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?
I don't think so.

(This one got cut off... sorry)

New New Survey

Name: Ryan D. Ingram
Do you like it? Everybody has my first name.
Screen names: milphy yu. Formerly: TETSU0 S
Age: 19
Birthday: 07/05/82
Sign: Cancer
Location: 515,IA
School: DMACC
Statz: I really don't get this one.
Crush: Umm... no?
Virgin: Yes
Natural hair color: Black
Current hair color: Blonde/black
Eye color: Black
Height: 5'6?
Shoe size: 9 or 10?
Bra size: 7

[ family ]
Parents: Dan & Karen
Siblings: None
Live with: Them
Favorite relative: Umm... grandma?

[ favorites ]
Number: 2
Day: Friday
Month: July
Season: Winter
Sport: Swimming
Class: Japanese class!
Teacher: Mr. Person
Radio Station: I just listen to CDs
Store: Umm... I dunno. Borders.
Position: Har har. 2nd base!
Word: Hmm... Go-tard
Flower: I don't know
State: Not Iowa.

[ friends ]
Best girl friend: I dunno.
Best guy friend: Any one of many.
Who have you known longest?: Scott?
Who have you known shortest?: Billy
Craziest: Eric
Loudest: Eric
Funniest: Everybody
Sweetest: Everybody
Most caring: Everybody
Most understanding: Everybody
Best dressed: Me
Flirtiest: Not me
Most likely to be a stripper: Ryan Edgington... even though I have no basis... just because everybody else said it.
Most likely to be a doctor: Derek Ho... a Star Wars CCG MD!
Most likely to be a stay at home mom: I dunno.
Most likely to commit suicide: Billy.

[ love and relationships ]
Do you have a bf/gf?: No.
Do you have a crush?: No.
How long have you liked him/her?: I guess you don't listen well.
Why do you like this person?: Again.
If you're single... why are you single?: Girls hate me.
If you're not single... give details...: OK.
How long was your longest relationship?: a year
How long was your shortest relationship?: a year
So, who was your first love?: That year one.
What do you miss about them?: The part when they destroyed my self-esteem forever.

[ the past ]
What is the one thing you would change about your past?: Nothing. I'm not regretful.
What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life?: I don't know.
Last thing you heard: Me sneezing 30 times.
Last thing you saw: This survey.
Last thing you said: 'Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars...' or... 'achoo'
Who is the last person you saw?: Dad
Who is the last person you kissed?: God... I don't know.
Who is the last person you hugged?: I dunno.
Who is the last person you fought with?: My inner demons.
Who is the last person you were on the phone with?: I left a voice message to Casey's cell phone.
What is the last TV show you saw?: Conan.
What is the last song you heard?: Thee Michelle Gun Elephant - Abakareta Sekai

[ the present ]
What are you wearing?: Typical Ryan-stuff: blue shorts, white t-shirt.
What are you doing?: Taking this survey
Who are you talking to?: Henna and Matt
What song are you listening to?: The same song.
Where are you?: In my room.
Who are you with?: Me.
Are you online?: Duh.
How are you feeling?: Full and sneezy.
Are you in a chatroom?: No, I don't do that stuff... anymore... unless I want Morning Musume videos.
First phrase that comes to mind: 'Put it in me.'

[ future ]
What day is it tomorrow?: Friday!
What are you going to do after this?: Sit around for about 3.5 more hours then go to school to watch people give their final speech... or not.
Who are you going to talk to?: Nobody
Where are you going to go?: School, jerk. Why don't you listen?
How old will you be when you graduate?: Well... graduate DMACC: 19. Graduate real college: 27
What do you wanna be?: A cowboy, fireman, astronaut, police officer, or princess.
What is one of your dreams?: Do everything I want to do.
Where will you be in 25 years?: an Ern.

[ have you ever ]
Drank?: Yeah
Smoked?: No! Hahaha! Well, except for some coc- I better not go there.
Had sex? No.
Stolen?: I don't think so. Besides millions of girls' hearts.
Done anything illegal?: If panda-smuggling and drug running is illegal.
Wanted to die?: Yeah, who hasn't?
Hit someone?: Yeah.

[ other ]
Do you write in cursive or print?: All caps print, baby. All the way.
Are you a lefty or a righty?: Righty
What is your sexual preference?: Girls
What piercings do you have?: None...yet.
Do you drive?: Yeah
Do you have glasses or braces?: Had braces, now have contacts/glasses.
Did you like this survey?: No, I always hate these things. They are bringing down communication as we know it. But, I'm bored so I do it.

[ Physical appearance ]
What do you most like about your body?: Not my face or my body.
And least?: The body and face part.
How many fillings do you have? : None! No cavities.
Do you think you're good looking?: Sometimes.
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?: Never.
Do you look like any celebrities?: Someone said I looked like... no, wait... that never happened.

[ Fashion ]
Do you wear a watch?: No, only when I go on trips and stuff.
How many coats and jackets do you own?: 2 zip-up hoodies, 2 goodwill jackets
Favorite pants/skirt color?: Blue for everything.
Most expensive item of clothing?: None of my clothes are expensive.
Most treasured?: Hoodies.
What kind of shoes do you wear?: Vans.
Describe your style in one word : Ryan.

[ Your friends ]
Do your friends 'know' you? : Kinda
What do they tend to be like?: I don't get it.
Are there traits in you that are universally liked?: My stupid.
How many people do you tell everything to?: Random people at random times.
How many people tell you everything?: I don't know.

[ Love ]
Are you in a relationship right now?: No.
Rate it on a scale from 1-10: -2
How 'far' have you been?: "What's rubbing a vagina?" lol... Billy you wacky kid.
What song reminds you of your special someone?: ??
Have you ever loved a person so much that it hurt?: No.
How many people do you say 'i love you' to on a daily basis?: Zero.
Have you ever cheated on your significant other?: No. I could never do that.
If not, would you ever if given the chance with the guy/ girl of your dreams?: No. Don't you listen?

[ Underwear ]
Ladies, do you like to wear thongs?: Yeah.
If so why? Do you find them comfortable?: So dirty boys can't stare at my underwear lines.
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers.
Are ladies boxers attractive?: They have those?
What is the nicest colour for underwear?: Blue!
Do you find it uncomfortable without a bra?: Sometimes. When running and such.
Do your bras fit properly?: Yes.
Do you ever wear a vest? No.
Do you make it a habit of showing people your underwear?: When drunk and horny.

[ Homosexuality ]
What is the first thing you think when you see two gay guys or lesbians holding hands?: Billy: "whoa"
Do you detest homosexuality?: No, I'm not a fundamentalist Christian.
Do you agree or disagree with gay or lesbian couples bringing up children?: I don't care who brings up kids, as long as they are OK.

[ General Questions ]
Whom do you believe is the smartest man alive at the moment?: Me
What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day?: Sunny, but not hot.
Do you consider yourself lucky?: Yeah
Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide?: Sometimes
Choose one word to describe how you feel most often: fat... cuz of Daren saying so constantly. Ha!

[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Thee Michelle Gun Elephant - Abakareta Sekai ]

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alright, so i never finished reading it... [02 Apr 14|03:31pm]
I'm Death!
Which Member of the Endless Are You?

Yeah, Death rocks. I have a huge fan-following, and am cute and bring death.

I guess this can be the place that I do all these stupid survey test things... but I'll only do the *cool* ones.

Another update here? Fo' sho'.

[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | Softball - Remember the Hill ]

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