Anime, the Drinking Game!

Everytime Washu comes in to explain something confusing, take a drink

Everytime Sasami says "onisama/onichan" to people who arn't even her brother or sister, take a drink

Everytime Ryoko and Ayeka fight, take a drink

Everytime Ryoko tries to get the magical tenchi sword back, take a drink

Everytime Ryoko stops to fix her hair, take a drink

Everytime Mihoshi says something stupid and pointless, take a drink

Everytime Ayeka calls Tenchi's parents HER parents, take a drink

Everytime you think to yourself "Why was Ayeka going to marry her brother?", take a drink

Any time you see Ryoko naked, take a drink

When Tenchi breakes out into a sweat, take a drink.

When ever Tenchi's Grandpa kicks someone's ass take two drinks (just because it's so cool!!)

Everytime Washu-chan becomes Washu, chug.

Take a drink whenever Tenchi's father tries to peek at anyone.

Take a drink whenever there is a villian the Galaxy Police _can't_ deal with!

If Aeka doesn't scream within the duration of an episode, chug.

If Sasami is anything but cute, chug.

If Ryo-ohki does NOT eat a carrot for the whole episode, chug.

If Tenchi's mother is mentioned, 2 drinks.

If Ryoko and Washu say anything about being mother and daughter, 2 drinks.

Anytime you run out of the room because Ryo-Ohki's near-constant mewling drives you to murder take a drink to chill out.

Whenever Kiyone gets mad at Mihoshi, one sip (anything more and you'd be drunk off your @$$ in no time..).

Whenever Kiyone despairs about her ever getting a promotion, one drink.

Whenever Ryouko comes on to Tenchi and Aeka yells at her to get away, one drink.

Whenever something from the OAV series that had little to nothing to do with the TV series is mentioned into the TV series: three drinks per mention. Two entire beverages if it's brought into the TV series and just leave it at that.

Whenever Yohko transforms, take a drink.

Whenever Azuza transforms, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Yohko get's her dress torn, take a drink. Two if it reveals her breasts.

Whenever Yohko thinks about losing her virginity, take a drink.

Whenever Yohko gives a long speech, chug for the length of the speech.

Whenever Yohko's grandma fakes her death, take a drink

Whenever Osamu is called immature, take a drink

If Yohko's mother asks Yohko about her virginity, take a drink.

If Yohko actually loses her virginity, drinks are on the house!

Prepare a drink using 1 mililiter times every swing the Black Queen takes at Yohko.

One half a drink for every condom shown in episode 1.

Every time someone in dbz dies, take a drink....

Every time someone in dbz comes back to life, take a drink

Every time you watch a whole dbz tape where no one dies, go strait to getting drunk

Every time a villain sneers, take 2 drinks

Every time Vegeta hits Trunks, take 2 drinks

Every time Piccolo rescues Gohan, empty a bottle

Every time someone Ki's up Drink one

Every time someone pops a Senzu, Drink two

Every time Chi Chi worries about Goku or Gohan, Drink One

Every time you hear a villains "squeaky shoes" finish you beer!

Drink one Every time Gohan cries.

Every time Gohan screams "PICCOLO-SAN!!!!!!"chug for the length of the scream.

Whenever Bulma comes up with a new invention take a drink.

Every time Vegeta says he doesn't need that "damned Kakarotto's help" take a drink.

FUNimation Version

Any time you hear the words "another dimension", chug some vodka

Whenever you see somebody check somebody's power level, take a drink

If you hear a REALLY dumb pop culture reference, take two drinks.

If Krillin/Kuririn says "This is nuts!" or "You're nuts!", take a drink.

If you think that the Shuki Levi music is cool, STOP DRINKING! YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH!!

Whenever you see Mamoru Oshii's pet basset hound Gabriel (aka "Gabu-chan"), take 3 drinks.

If you even know what I'm talking about, take a drink RIGHT NOW!

Whenever people stand perfectly still, moving only their lips, for a long period of time, and discuse the philisophical consept of the self, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Major Kusanagi turns invisible, take a drink.

Whenever the movie quotes the Bible, take a drink and say 2 "Our Father"s.

Whenever someone says "2501" take a drink.

Drink a beer, if you think Priss looks hotter without that stupid blonde wig.

Take a drink everytime Leon fires his Earthshaker Revolver.

Take a drink everytime Nene acts completely useless in combat. Drink three shots, if she actually does something useful in combat. Drink the whole damn beer if she saves someone's butt in combat!

Take a drink everytime a boomer brutally frags a member of the AD Police.

Take 2 drinks everytime Mackie tries to catch a peek at one of the Knight Sabers naked. Drink three if he tries to take a peek at his sister Sylvia!

Take 2 drinks everytime Priss complains or bad-mouths about Boomers.

Whenever anyone comments on Marco being a pig, take a drink.

Whenever anyone shoots down a biplane, take a drink.

Whenever Marco's biplane is shot down, drink the bottle.

Whenever Marco suggests something about 'Women should keep their place,' take 2 drinks.

Whenever Curtis mentions his homeland, take a drink.

Whenever Curtis hits on someone, take 1/2 a drink.

Whenever Curtis proposes to anyone, drink a toast to his future.

When you work out how Marco got to be a pig, drink half a bottle in congratulations!

Anytime somebody gets drunk in the episode, take a drink

Everytime Godai get drunk (and does something wild), take two drinks

Everytime Kyoko gets drunk take four drinks

Anytime the episode does not center in Kyoko and/or Godai, take two drinks

Whenever Kyoko isnt wearing her "pio pio" apron in Maison Ikkoku: take two drinks

Anytime Mr. Ichinose is seen, take two drinks

Anytime Mr. Ichinose does something himself, take four drinks

Anytime Ms. Ichinose imitiates/speaks "women talk" to Kyoko, take a drink

Anytime Ms. Ichinose spreads rumors about Kyoko/Godai, take a drink

Whenever Ms. Ichinose "dances" drunk swinging fans, take a drink

Everytime something happens which everybody except Kyoko knows, take a drink

Whenever somebody wonders what Yotsura-san's job is, take a drink

Every time Yotsura-san black-mails food from Godai, take a drink

Every time Yotsura-san sincerely helps somebody. take four drinks

Whenever Mitaka's teeth shines, take a drink

Every time a dog suddenly appears and scares Mitaka, take a drink

Every time Akemi walks around just wearing thin nightgown, take a drink

Whenever somebody living in M I steals food from Godai, take a drink

Anytime Godai is teased in somebody living in M I, take a drink

Whenever Godai kisses kyoko, take two drinks

If the kiss is intentional, take four drinks

Whenever Kozue misunderstands Godai, take a drink

Whenever Kozue is sad, take four drinks

Whenever someone says "Hasukawa", take a drink.

Whenever someone says "Suka-chan", take 2 drinks.

Everytime Shun is mistaken for a girl, take a drink.

Everytime Shun pretends to be a girl, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Hasukawa is touched by a/some girls, take a drink.

Whenever Hasukawa gets a nosebleed because he is touched by a/some girls, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Nagisa-kun threatens to kill Shinobu, take a drink.

Whenever Nagisa-kun tries to kill Shinobu, take 2 drinks.

Each time Mitsuru tells Misako (the ghost) to get lost, take a drink.

Each time Misako comes back to Mitsuru, take 2 drinks.

If you see that preaching loony in the dorm hallway, take a drink.

If you are taken by what the preaching loony preaches, you have problems.

Everytime Heero says "omae o korosu" take two drinks.

Everytime Relena says "heero" or vice versa chug, 'cause it's really annoying.

Everytime Duo gets thrown into prison, take three drinks, 'cause you feel sorry for the poor bugger.

Whenever Heero breaks into manaiacal laughter take 2 drinks.

Whenever Wufei comments on being honorable in battle, take 1 1/2 drinks.

If you get the impression that Noyn is coming on to Zechs, go home and sleep it all off.

Whenever the Wing Gundam transforms, take a drink.

If you find yourself wondering what the hell Lady Une is doing with her clothes on while Treize is taking a bubble bath, go home and sleep it off.

Every time Zechs reports to Treize, take a drink.

Every time Quatre apologizes to a guy he just whacked, take a drink.

Every time Duo makes a comment about Heero, take a sip.

Whenever Heavyarms is laying down mad firepower, drink for the duration. If he runs out of ammo, take another four drinks.

One drink: Every time Elizabeth Berkley uses the wrong tone of voice; every time Keifer Southerland grunts.

Two drinks: Every time the shades go on, and every time the shades go off. Three drinks: Every time D'Anclaude comes back from the dead.

Every time you find a parallel with Battle Angel/Gunnm, stand up, say "I walk in faith!" and sit down. Last back down finishes their beer.

Whenever Akane is called uncute, take a drink

Whenever Happosai or Ranma is called a hentai, take a drink

Everytime Happosai gropes Ranma, take a drink

Everytime Happosai says "What a haul!", take a drink

Everytime Mousse pulls a weapon out from his clothes, take a drink

Everytime a Ranma character changes form, take a drink

Whenever Shampoo doesn't use proper grammer, take a drink

Everytime Ranma runs/walks on top a fence, take a drink

Whenever you hear the word 'baka' take a drink

Everytime Kasumi cooks something, take a drink

If you ever see Kasumi without an apron, take 3 drinks

If you ever see Ryoga as P-Chan "try to get fresh" with Akane, take a drink

Whenever Genma holds up a sign, take 1/2 of a drink

Whenever Shampoo speeks Chinese (Nihao, Wo ai ni, etc.) take a drink

Whenever Kuno speeks of the "Pig-tailed goddes" take a drink

Everytime Kasumi says "Oh my!" (dubbed version), take a drink

Every time Ranma gets hit in the head by Akane, take a drink (two if it's a mallet, 3 if Shampoo lands on his head with her bike).

Every time Ryoga starts thinking about Akane, goes into a dream sequence, and wakes up shouting something embarassing just as Akane walks by, take 2 drinks.

If Kodachi laughs, take a drink

If Kodachi throws flowers, take a drink

If Tusbasa is NOT wearing a dress, chug.

If a whole episode with Ukyou goes by withOUT any okonomiyaki, chug.

If Genma has an image of Nodoka WITHOUT including an image of her with a sword forcing them to commit seppeku...chug.

If Ranma or Akane tells the other they love each other without any magical interlude, chug.

If the old washer woman doesn't appear in the episode, take 2 drinks.

Everytime Gosunkugi uses his camera take a drink.

Everytime Azusa goes on one of her "kawaii" routines take a drink.

Everytime Kuno Tatewaki just doesn't get it take a drink.

Every time you see a hot water kettle, take a drink.

Every time you see someone doing Martial arts moves that defy the natural laws of physics, take a drink.

Whenever Ranma eats more than his weight in food,take a drink.

Every time Kuno says "Curse you,Ranma Saotome!" take a drink.

Whenever someone gets hit with a mallet take a drink, two drinks if they fly into the horizon.

Everytime Shinobu picks up something that weighs more than she does, take a drink

Everytime Mendo whips out the katana, take a drink

Everytime Lum says "Darling" or Ataru gets fried, take a drink

If Lum says " Darling!" and then fries Ataru, take 2 drinks

Every time there's an unintentionally funny translation in the subbed version ("Neptune is Beyond My Closet"), take one drink.

One drink for every time Ten steals a scene with a smart-ass remark.

If Lum and Shinobu ever start fighting *each other*, finish your drink!

Every time Kyosuke convinces Madoka that he's not leading Hikaru on, take a drink.

Every time Madoka, Kyosuke, or Hikaru drink, do likewise.

Everytime Kaneda screams "Teeetsuuooo!!!" take a drink

Every time you think "What the _hell_ does that mean?", take a drink (chug for the entire end sequence).

When you see or hear somthing blow-up, take a drink

When you see Kanada get on his bike, take a drink

When you see a huge riot, take 2 drinks

When you absolutely do not know what the hell is going on or you are totally freaked-out by things, chug a 6-pack of beer

Each time you see Tetsuo kick the crap out of the Tokyo army, take 2 drinks

Each time someone mentions about Akira, chug one beer

Every time Merle says "Van sama" take a drink

Every time Hitomi mistakes Allen for Amano Senpai take 2 drinks

Every time Merle gets mad at Hitomi take 2 drinks

Every time Escaflowne turns into a dragon take a drinks

Every time Dilandou acts like he needs be in a room with padded walls take a drink, 2 if he gets beat down shortly after.

Each time Van or Escaflowne draws his sword, throw one back.

Each time Dornkirk or Falken talks about the Destiny-Altering Device, take 2 drinks.

Each time a city is burned to the ground, take 3 drinks.

Whenever Van or Folkein sprouts a pair of wings, take 2 drinks

Whenever Vargass takes on a guymelef with just his sword, chug a bottle

Every time Hitomi is clinically dead, take 3 drinks.

Take on drink every time you hear the Sweadish guy say "Escaflowne."

Every time you recognise something it has in commen with Star Wars, take a drink.

Whenever Isamu has a verbal argument with Guld, take a drink.

Whenever Isamu crashes his plane/sim, take a drink.

Whenever Myung contemplates her career choice (i.e., claims that she hasn't reached her dreams but the others have), take 2 drinks.

Whenever anyone says, "Sharon Apple's the Best!", or something to that effect, take a drink.

Whenever Guld says "Haven't you done enough?" to Isamu, take 2 drinks.

Whenever someone says 'Prudent', drink a shot. When Isamu says it, take 2 drinks.

Whenever Jaunn Newman groans, drink a shot. If it's not about the YF-19, take 3 drinks.

Whenever Karin talks about her "sweet-sweet" home, take a drink.

Whenver Ryuji takes or talks about DNA take a drink.

Whenever Ami acts very calm around Karin who is floating in the air or doing something very futuristic, shake your head and down the rest of the bottle.

Everytime Cherry makes some subtle sexual remark to Otaru that Lime doesn't understand, take a drink.

Whenever Blood Berry comes right out and says Otaru and her should get freaky, take 2 drinks.

Every time you notice Lime's feet are makng that squeaking noise again, take a drink.

Whenever Lime steals, breaks, or angers something, you better believe it's time to take a drink.

Everytime Otaru looks like his marionettes are too much to handle, take a drink.

Everytime Otaru defends his marionettes because they don't know better, take a drink.

Whenever someone's in trouble, and you can predict exactly what's going to happen, take a shot.

Everytime a new program starts (eg. "Cherry", "Blood Berry", "Lime"), throw one back.

Whenever you hear music you swear is by the Indigo Girls, take a drink.

Whenever Hanagata hits on Otaru, take 5 drinks (you'll need them).

Take a shot of something really strong when Lime just doesn't get it.

Anytime looking at that old mystical guy gives you the creeps (or anything else for that matter, i.e. snakes coming out of naughty places, bees devouring people from the inside,certain demons having conversations about their bisexuality), take four drinks of Colt 45 to stop shuddering.

Anytime someone's blood squirts out so hard that it makes a sound like a faucet turned too high, take a drink.

Anytime someone eats a rice ball, take a drink.

Anytime that one gay demon (he's still cool) electrocutes someone for no real reason, take a big drink.

Anytime Jubei pukes into his hand at bad moments take a drink.

Anytime Kagero says something to the effect of "Don't touch me! I'm poison!" take a small sip.

Anytime a bamboo forest gets chopped down by Baddass Ninja Action, take a drink.

Anytime a big stone guy drinks blood from someone's dismembered limbs drink from the bottle just as long as he continues to gulp blood.

Anytime someone reattaches a rather necessary body part without changing their facial expression whatsoever take many drinks.

Anytime you wonder why that little old man is even in the friggin' movie drink something strong.

Anytime Jubei says "GAMMMMAAA!" cheer and drink a lot.

Anyime Jubei slashes the crap out of some nameless enemy in a blind rage take a drink.

Anytime the Shogun of the Dark is mentioned ask yourself "Which demon was that?" and take a drink.

Anytime deadly ninjas are used as crude manual labor (i.e. loading barges) when they could have been on guard duty take a drink and laugh at Gama's arrogance.

Anytime someone throws waaay to many shuriken than necesary take a big gulp.

Anytime Jubei says something like "But I already killed you!" take a drink.

Anytime you wonder where the heck those flower petals were coming out of take a big drink and forget about it.

Same goes for when Jubei climbs that thin little thread.

Whenever Anthy Himemiya calls Uten "Miss Utena" take a drink, take two if Utena says "Stop wth the Miss Utena thing!"

Every time Utena fights a duel and wins, take a drink.

Every time Utena fights a duel and LOSES, chug some Vodka.

Whenever someone slaps Anthy around, two drinks (three if it's Sayonji, and throw something at him while you're at it)

Whenever Chu-Chu eats something bigger than his head/body, one drink

Whenever Miki stops his stopwatch, one drink (two if you're still wondering why he does it)

When ever you see Touga hit on Utena one drink

When you see any one slap Anthy one sip

When you see the Akio car drive its self drink untill you pass out

by scrofula1

Take one drink

Somebody shouts "sho"

Someone loses a limb

Someone dies

Whenever someone blames chronos for something

A civilian is killed or hurt

Chronos's invincible super killing machine weapon is killed

A creature shoots a type of weapon out of its sholder

A new zoanoid appears

Someone close to sho is kidnapped (this may put you into a coma)

Chronos is plans are ruined (this will put you into a coma)

An evil person does a laugh

An evil person screams

An explosion occours

Someone explains the history of earth or what a Guyver and zoanoid is

Everytime a bad guy gloats

Everytime someone says something blatantly obvious

The zoanoids shit em selfs and run away

Take two drinks

A guyver learns a new defense

Chronos does something intellegent

Chronos wins

Sho gets scared or goes mental

The guyver takes over sho in self defence

Take a gulp

Brief nudity (hehehe)

A civilian does something intelligent like running away very fast at the sight of a zoanoid

An entire building is destroyed not just part of it the entire thing

Cronos thinks of something devious that actually works